Do you return this?

I'm adding a small list of stupid things I've had customers take back in my line of duty as a service desk girl.

-air, (Helium balloons did not stayed aired up long enough)
-battery (Torn connector post, stolen, Double AAs, lawn mowers)
-Condoms (He said he'd never need them again. He bought a bigger pack the next day)
-meat (3 days after it expired)
-milk (in every stage of expiration)
-Alli (The weightloss drug. It caused the lady to have "anal leakage" it says so on the box. if you eat fat, it leaks out.)
-panties (Wrong size, didn't feel right. We NOW don't return dirty thongs)

Battery lady

We have a customer that returns batteries. It's a man and woman couple. The man owns a salvage yard, so he takes junk cars and gets the batteries out of them. Afterwards, he returns the batteries for credit. Once we caught on to what he was doing, we banned him from the store. Now his wife does the returns at another store, she gets a new battery, and a return slip, and comes to our store to try to return the brand new battery. My boss told her to get lost, which is new for us.

The woman kept swearing that she has never done a battery return before in her life. It's funny. I did a return for her three days ago. She still tried to deny it when I told her that.

If someone is going to lie, they should at least try to remember that there is only one night service desk associate.

About me

I found this website from a book. If you haven't read, Generation Dead. I reccomend that you do so. When I signed on, I think, originally, I wanted to post on a bloggers site, but then I remembered my aspiration of sharing my insane work life with other bloggers. Surely I'm not the only one of my kind on here.

The truth is, I am a....Wal-mart service desk associate. Combat pay does not even BEGIN to explain it.

I have stories of disappoinment, failure, humor, and stories that will make,"World's dumbest." Look like Harvard graduates.